Thursday, September 30, 2004
Has Anyone Noticed That The Simpsons Are Awesome?
Just wondering.

Sunday, September 26, 2004
Nothing To Write About Except My Lack Of Stuff To Write About

I don't know if the media has become more interesting or smart, but even if it hasn't, I don't know what to write. I mean, so many clever Geico commercials and now everyone us almost fairly entertaining. Even Skittles is good. One thing that I know still sucks are the Chevy or Toyota commercials, I can't remember which one. You know, the guys taking care of the shocked people and the clearence cash and stuff. I just can't think of anything. My smart-aleck-o-meter is way down since the Sheer Brilliance post. I hope I make a comeback soon.

Monday, September 20, 2004

Nothing like being trapped in the Newark airport. You know. Your mom shouting at the Continental clerks, waiting on the concrete outside for three hours, living on airport food... Fortunately, this was not my situation. It was my sisters. I was to busy enjoying myself during one of the best weekends ever. While this was happening, I was eating Chinese food and watching Speed. There were several excellent things that happened to me thing weekend. Eating loads upon loads of perfectly cooked meat friday night. I mean, it was super rich. There was fillet mignon wrapped in bacon. Poker was played, money is owed, I played basketball in the aftermath of hurricane Ivan. I went to my friends Bat Mitzfah Saturday, and spent all of Sunday resting and watching football. In the words of Comic Book Guy, Best Weekend Ever!

Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Another Tubed Product

Something I forgot to mention in my Sheer Brilliance post is that GoGurt isn't the only tubed product out there. Another great product is EXTREME Jello Pudding Snacks. These aren't your average everyday jello/pudding in a tube. It's EXTREME!!! What is jello/pudding anyway? Another tubed product is Skippy peanut butter. As if I don't eat enough peanut butter by itself anyway. It's better than eating peanut butter. It's eating peanut butter from a tube. I'd like to see what comes from one of those quality companies next.

Thursday, September 09, 2004
Sheer Brilliance

Well. This is just one of those things that I ask myself repeatedly. Why do people buy this product? The product? GoGurt. For all of you who don't know, GoGurt is a yogurt that is eaten from a tube. What could be more fun that eating yogurt from a tube? I could just picture the guys who invented this. 'Bob! Bob! I just had a vision. What if we made yogurt that you ate from a tube?!? We could call it GoGurt!' 'Yeah, I like it Jim. It's just like an astronaut.' No wait. It gets better. Their advertising campaign is 'GoGurt, yogurt on the go.' Then there are a bunch of kids playing a sport and eating GoGurt. You know my question, 'What could be more fun that eating yogurt from a tube?' Well, the answer is eating yogurt from a tube while playing basketball, soccer, or other physically demanding sports. GoGurt gives the Amazing Spiral Hover Disk a run for its money in my 'Worst Product Ever' contest.

Monday, September 06, 2004
Not Again

This is the second time I've said this. WE'RE SICK OF THE KID AGENT MOVIES!!! Spy Kids was there. Ok. But then come 2 and 3 and then Thunderbirds, Catch That Kid, etc... Alright. Getting a little annoying. But this gets me. This super baby movie. Heck, I can't even remember the stupid name. Oh now I remember. Baby geniuses or something. As of Rugrats wasn't enough. All these movies are the same (see my post about Catch That Kid). It's getting really annoying. If they make another one of these movies I might crack.

Thursday, September 02, 2004
50th Post: Trips N' iPods

Sorry I haven't written anything lately but I've been on a school overnight trip. Eh. Actually, as far as class trips go, it was pretty good. Food, facilities, hikes... it was good. Yes, the trip was four hours. But it was on a nice charter bus. But just about everyone had their iPods. Why does this annoy me, you may well ask. 'Do you have this song?' 'Can I use yours?' 'Man. Your tunes are weak.' At about the second hour it started to get annoying. Every person who has carried their iPod with them on a trip like that has driven me crazy.

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