Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Man These Guys Are Good

I was watching the womens gymnastics portion of the olympic games last night when I saw one routine where the girl did a bunch of dancing with her flips and stuff. I thought 'that isn't so great. I can do that.' I proceeded to get up and try. There are so many words that could describe me. Ungraceful, clumsy, in pain, stupid... Those are just a few. In minutes, I was on the floor, panting and holding my hand which I had whacked. 'Ok' I thought. 'Maybe I'm not that good.' Those guys are awesome. But those judges... Oh see that dive there. She may have pointed her left toe too much. Oooh, she splashed. Those judges are relentless. I mean, the girl just did a quadruple what ever. Those olympic athletes are really good.

Saturday, August 21, 2004
It was all a lie

A new little piece of info about me. I love all strategy games. And the father of all strategy games, the game that turned me on to strategy games, is Risk. For a long time before the computer was discovered, Risk, was my love, my passion. But as time went on, I become farther from the beloved board game, and last week, I found out that the game was nothing but a game of chance. I WAS CRUSHED. I was dominating, holding North America and alomost all fo Africa and South America. The my friend attacked my stronghold, Greenland, in which I had several more troops. And I lost. That was when I realized that Risk was a lie.

Sunday, August 15, 2004
Despair, Utter Despair

To all my cousins and people who might be outside this state reading this, you are so lucky. I find myself sitting here one day before school starts, practically strangling myself. I mean, most of the time, I am bummed that school is starting, but I'm happy to meet the new teachers and students and see my old friends again, but this year I just don't care. How come they couldn't have made that law for N.C. schools earlier. Seriously. No one wants to go back to school in the middle of August. It's terrible.

Monday, August 09, 2004
CapriSun Sport

I don't how to start this so I'll just come out and say it. The product, CapriSun Sport, is awful. Really. They say that it rehydrates better than water. So does gatorade. So it's CapriSun, with five times the sugar in one half of the container. Besides, they have the most annoying advertising campaign. I mean, could they have beaten that thing to death anymore. The first time, when the ref scored the goal I thought it was a little funny. But then the hundred-millionth time, I started getting sick of it. I say, just stick with Gatorade. Or water

Friday, August 06, 2004

I can't really call it well thought out or smart, but the TV show MXC is argueably the most entertaining show I've ever seen. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge screams 'Hey if your a moron, watch me!!' Now, I like to think of myself as a person with somewhat of a life, but when I found myself laughing at the fake translation of the stupid amazing stunt gameshow, all hope was lost. Seeing these people throw themselves against a wall with velcro on their bodies is just to funny. Also, the obnoxious announcers in the backround are hilarious. Most Extreme Elimination is so funny and if your bored, it's the thing to watch. And remember.

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