Monday, March 29, 2004
There is a new Arbys commercial that completely trashes Subway. Now this entrie isn't to support Subway. If you want a good sub, go to Jersey Mikes. And Subways commercials are almost as bad as Arbys. Anyway, the commercial says that Arbys meat is freshly sliced. I'm sure it is. But what kind of meat are we talking about. Is it freshly sliced squirrel? Or possum? Or maybe a combination of the two that they scraped off the road. Maybe Arbys could kill two birds with one stone. They could have freshly sliced meat and take care of their awful rat problem. Arbys may trash Subway and Subway may trash Arbys, but they both are terrible and I get to trash them both.
Friday, March 26, 2004
Attack of the Pale Geeky Fans
There are always huge, can't shut up about it, fans of a video game, but some Halo fans are getting out of control. I'll be talking about something random in the game like blowing up a car or throwing a grenade at myself and then a Halo freak will come up and say something in Halo language like 'did you use the plasma assualt vehicle with extra gita traction?' NO! I was playing to flip a tank, not to recover the xerman gergen. There's nothing you can do to stop some geeks from being obsessed with a game, but Halo fans will ask you every week 'have you joined the fan club now?' It's really annoying. My dorky friends and I talk about some weird strategy game, but we never force people to join our talk or club or something. With Halo fans, you never get a break.
Saturday, March 20, 2004
I just got back from my spring break, and I did so many things on it. I went skiing with my parents, sister, and my four year old cousin who could do moguls. I discovered that in the United States, St. Patricks Day is just an excuse to go get drunk in a pub. I stayed up late watching NCAA tounament games. I rolled around in snow and then jumped into a hot tub. Everything was so great...and then we left. On the way home, I puked nine times. I had to be pushed in a wheelchair because I was so weak. It was an awful way to end a trip. Now my plans are to just sit around, watch more games, and get better.
Monday, March 08, 2004
This is really confusing. If a man lies all his life and says 'Everything I say is a lie', is it a lie or the truth. Think about it. It is one of the great mysteries of our time.
Sunday, March 07, 2004
If you have read some of my previous entries, you can tell I'm a UNC fan. And I'm bummed due to the game last night at Duke. MAN! That was close. But we couldn't stop Deng from driving and he tore us up. At least they're gonna make the NCAA. And I hope they get far into it. But I'll still love them even if they lose in the first round to Bethune Cookeman. Go Tarheels!!
Thursday, March 04, 2004
How Far Will You Go To Make Student Council?
This year was our grades first year to have a shot at student council. I thought that I would run to have the experience. I wrote my speech, talked to people, wrote letters... all the usual required stuff. But some kids went overboard about it. Posters aren't really my thing and some people did that. But this is what got me. Someone was giving out Hershey’s Kisses. I asked for one and the person said 'You can only have one if you vote for this candidate.' WHAT?!?! It’s student council, not the presidential election!!! Why the heck are bribing kids to vote for you? Why are you so desperate? It’s not like we have any power. All we do is organize dances and spirit weeks. They brought us the issue if we should sell something for the school and we rejected it. A week later the teacher announced that we were going to sell it. Oh well. I’m in it until next year.
Monday, March 01, 2004
The Tarheels Are Gonna Give Me A Heartattack
The Tarheels are so great, and I love them so much but... THEY ARE SO INCONSISTANT! They win games they should lose, like at Wake Forest or like last night at N.C. State. That's great, but they lose games they should win like at Virginia or at Florida State. And in every game they blow a double digit lead and barely win or lose. The worst part is that alot of my friends, who are Wake fans, give me crap about Carolina. So of course, I have to go and return the favor whenever Wake loses. Anyway, UNC has come a long way from last year, but I will still upset if they don't make the NCAA Tournament. Go Tarheels!